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title: 30 Really F***ing Funny Tweets About UTIs
description: It's always great to be able to laugh at your problems, and that's just what we did! We've compiled a list of tweets that will make you LOL at the idea of another urinary tract infection. See how women around the globe make light of an otherwise painful ailment.
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## 30 Really F\*\*\*ing Funny Tweets About UTIs

 by [Hayley Swinson](https://www.dmanna.com/dailydose/author/hayley-swinson) on Jun 11, 2018

 ![Tweet about UTIs | d mannose](https://www.dmanna.com/hs-fs/hubfs/freestocks-org-248125-unsplash.jpg?width=941&name=freestocks-org-248125-unsplash.jpg)

## UTIs All Around

Have you ever had a [urinary tract infection](https://www.dmanna.com/) so bad that you felt the need to tweet about it? Yeah, you're not alone. Here's a list for those of you who just need a little humorous commiseration while you wait for the [antibiotics](https://www.dmanna.com/dailydose/sepsis-death-and-antibiotic-resistant-superbugs-the-consequences-of-underestimating-the-seriousness-of-utis) to kick in.

 

#### **SEE ALSO: [14 Hilarious Gifs For Every Girl Who's Ever Had A UTI](https://www.dmanna.com/dailydose/14-hilarious-gifs-for-every-girl-whos-ever-had-a-uti)**

## I Can See Your Future...And It Burns

![Screen Shot 2018-06-05 at 12.04.27 PM](https://www.dmanna.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Screen%20Shot%202018-06-05%20at%2012.04.27%20PM.png?width=475&name=Screen%20Shot%202018-06-05%20at%2012.04.27%20PM.png)

> My tarot cards just told me I have a UTI
> 
>  — Skee ball (@Skylerrobinson0) [May 15, 2018](https://twitter.com/Skylerrobinson0/status/996432589887037440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> 1. 
> 
> > jay, brian molko icon jay, hello i love and appreciate you.
> > 
> >  — coven is a Nice Guy™️ (@deadpistols) [June 11, 2018](https://twitter.com/deadpistols/status/1006247177281302529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

## Music That You Didn't Know Was About Your UTI

> 🎶got peepee, check it and see- I got a fever of 103🎶 (the fever is from a urinary tract infection, pls halp)
> 
>  — Magic Wanda (@spicyboi69\_666) [May 30, 2018](https://twitter.com/spicyboi69_666/status/1001662955677782016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> This sounds like a urinary tract infection. 😬 [https://t.co/TzoUfgO7rH](https://t.co/TzoUfgO7rH)
> 
>  — Daniel Bennett (@DanielBennettNY) [May 25, 2018](https://twitter.com/DanielBennettNY/status/999993181445017600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Wouldn’t it be ironic if The Cranberries singer died of a Urinary tract infection?
> 
>  — Jiz (@Jizismyname) [January 16, 2018](https://twitter.com/Jizismyname/status/953331987435028481?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> The cold, impassive stare of a man with scant regard for the discomfort of the urinary tract infection. [pic.twitter.com/5u0qD9AxvP](https://t.co/5u0qD9AxvP)
> 
>  — Geraint (@geraintgriffith) [April 30, 2018](https://twitter.com/geraintgriffith/status/991043899199295489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> 'Time after Time' is merely just a song about a urinary tract infection.
> 
>  — ᗷᒪOᑎᗪIE (@paulablu22) [May 20, 2016](https://twitter.com/paulablu22/status/733664659350429696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Burning Man started as a gathering of urinary tract infection survivors.[#FakeFestivalsFacts](https://twitter.com/hashtag/FakeFestivalsFacts?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> 
>  — Kevin (@kevinwxgg) [April 30, 2017](https://twitter.com/kevinwxgg/status/858728468959420416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> You can't tell me This Girl Is On Fire wasn't about a urinary tract infection.
> 
>  — Diatonic Dissonance (@urbangaygriot) [February 1, 2018](https://twitter.com/urbangaygriot/status/959110746218090500?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

## Let's Call These People The Pee Poets

![Screen Shot 2018-06-05 at 12.02.25 PM](https://www.dmanna.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Screen%20Shot%202018-06-05%20at%2012.02.25%20PM.png?width=488&name=Screen%20Shot%202018-06-05%20at%2012.02.25%20PM.png)

> my love for you burns like the sun,  
> like one thousand cigarettes,  
> like a really bad urinary tract infection.
> 
>  — Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) [February 5, 2018](https://twitter.com/AudreyPorne/status/960351643693797376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> As an old man, I’m gonna start using analogies more. People expect old men to use analogies when they speak.
> 
> “Their love burned like the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection.”[#oldmanproblems](https://twitter.com/hashtag/oldmanproblems?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> 
>  — Public Figure Blue Check (@AbleblancDavid) [May 30, 2018](https://twitter.com/AbleblancDavid/status/1001630920267399168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> I can be romantic:
> 
> Your lips  
> taste like  
> sulfamethoxazole,  
> and I have  
> a relentless  
> urinary tract infection
> 
>  — Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) [September 26, 2017](https://twitter.com/AudreyPorne/status/912805746105925634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Amy: "Whenever I am with Sheldon, I can feel my loins are like on fire... In a good way, not in a urinary tract infection kind of way."
> 
> 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'll never get tired of this couple ❤
> 
>  — regina 🐬 (@regietdc\_exo) [May 27, 2018](https://twitter.com/regietdc_exo/status/1000801606470844416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

## People Who Are Confused About UTIs

> No, no, no! He told someone he had a USB in his bladder ... he had a Urinary Tract Infection (UTI) 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
> 
>  — Angie 🏝 (@InfinityTimesMe) [May 23, 2018](https://twitter.com/InfinityTimesMe/status/999399706886258688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> omg congrats!!!! what’s a uti?
> 
>  — blake found dead @ hooters (@ikusabatxt) [April 24, 2018](https://twitter.com/ikusabatxt/status/988574176624758787?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Such things happen daily. Today's instance:
> 
> Patient's son: What's her problem, doctor?  
> Me: She has urinary tract infection  
> P son: She had buttermilk few days back. Must've been because of that  
> Me: What do you do, my bright boy?  
> P son: I'm an engineering student  
> Me: Figures
> 
>  — The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) [March 6, 2018](https://twitter.com/DOCTORATLARGE/status/970941516901437440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> idk y I got a UTI when vodka crans are my go to
> 
>  — olivea (@olivearenzi) [May 28, 2018](https://twitter.com/olivearenzi/status/1001236858225868800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> You might wanna get tested for a urinary tract infection lol
> 
>  — Jake Hershey (@whosdadisthis) [May 29, 2018](https://twitter.com/whosdadisthis/status/1001560499811565569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

## Even Celebrities Get UTIs

![Screen Shot 2018-06-05 at 12.02.40 PM](https://www.dmanna.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Screen%20Shot%202018-06-05%20at%2012.02.40%20PM.png?width=488&name=Screen%20Shot%202018-06-05%20at%2012.02.40%20PM.png)

> So Amy Schumer got a UTI. I'm sure a new Netflix special is already in the works.
> 
>  — Jared Monroe (@NotGayJared) [April 27, 2018](https://twitter.com/NotGayJared/status/989980765923561473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Actually, my favorite thing about Jared Kushner is that in most photos he appears to be braving through a painful urinary tract infection.
> 
>  — Mat Johnson (@mat\_johnson) [May 27, 2017](https://twitter.com/mat_johnson/status/868569639944638464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

## The Perils Of Dating While Female

> I know a girl who was so bad at dating she got a UTI swiping back to front on tinder
> 
>  — James Fritz (@fritzisdead) [May 28, 2018](https://twitter.com/fritzisdead/status/1000997682121293825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Worst thing abt being a girl is that you can be sick, on your period, and have a uti all at the same time
> 
>  — sydney huynh (@Sheepingsyd) [May 31, 2018](https://twitter.com/Sheepingsyd/status/1002229767666454529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> if he wears ed hardy he'll give you a urinary tract infection
> 
>  — austy (@slowking) [February 26, 2018](https://twitter.com/slowking/status/967977582561038336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> my best friend got venmo requested by a girl he broke up with for uti meds (and i think it was a great power move on her part)
> 
>  — messy magdalene (@messy\_magdalene) [May 29, 2018](https://twitter.com/messy_magdalene/status/1001542937296211969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> pick-up line i'm considering debuting "why don't u come on over & give me a uti" what do u all think
> 
>  — Devan Boyle (@devanboyle) [May 28, 2018](https://twitter.com/devanboyle/status/1001135273034633216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

## When Excruciating Pain Is Actually Hilarious

> ![UTI urinary tract infection Twitter Tweet](https://www.dmanna.com/hs-fs/hubfs/UTI%20urinary%20tract%20infection%20Twitter%20Tweet.png?width=493&name=UTI%20urinary%20tract%20infection%20Twitter%20Tweet.png)
> 
> cursed\_urinary tract infection [pic.twitter.com/uMBcJboPoq](https://t.co/uMBcJboPoq)
> 
>  — Cursed Images (@CursedImgs) [February 27, 2018](https://twitter.com/CursedImgs/status/968471139105345537?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Using the bathroom and receiving a UTI surprise [pic.twitter.com/CQLkk85ltZ](https://t.co/CQLkk85ltZ)
> 
>  — dmanna (@dmannaHQ) [May 29, 2018](https://twitter.com/dmannaHQ/status/1001478961912795136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Purple Urine Bag Syndrome. Apparently a rare, benign condition when a patient has a catheter inserted and a urinary tract infection. Why is it... so pretty... i is confusion [pic.twitter.com/M7kckKYqB6](https://t.co/M7kckKYqB6)
> 
>  — Arort (@bukhariawesome) [March 7, 2018](https://twitter.com/bukhariawesome/status/971337949206867968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> ME: Is this burning an eternal flame?
> 
> DOCTOR: More likely a urinary tract infection. :))
> 
>  — Pommie Tappet (@pommie\_tappet) [May 1, 2018](https://twitter.com/pommie_tappet/status/991414050855809024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> Soooo
> 
> I just got out of the hospital for a urinary tract infection (shits just as painful as kidney stones) and yeaaahh
> 
> I really need to NOT procrastinate when I have a full bladder huh? 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
> 
>  — Kaja (@KaiWh0) [May 28, 2018](https://twitter.com/KaiWh0/status/1001059245280976898?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

> What’s worse than having a UTI?? NOTHING. I WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF.
> 
>  — Katarina (@KatMorrrison) [May 23, 2018](https://twitter.com/KatMorrrison/status/999286145400868864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

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