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UTIs All Around

Have you ever had a urinary tract infection so bad that you felt the need to tweet about it? Yeah, you're not alone. Here's a list for those of you who just need a little humorous commiseration while you wait for the antibiotics to kick in.

SEE ALSO: 14 Hilarious Gifs For Every Girl Who's Ever Had A UTI

I Can See Your Future...And It Burns

My tarot cards just told me I have a UTI

— Skee ball (@Skylerrobinson0) May 15, 2018

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jay, brian molko icon jay, hello i love and appreciate you.

— coven is a Nice Guy™️ (@deadpistols) June 11, 2018

Music That You Didn't Know Was About Your UTI

🎶got peepee, check it and see- I got a fever of 103🎶 (the fever is from a urinary tract infection, pls halp)

— Magic Wanda (@spicyboi69_666) May 30, 2018

This sounds like a urinary tract infection. 😬 https://t.co/TzoUfgO7rH

— Daniel Bennett (@DanielBennettNY) May 25, 2018

Wouldn’t it be ironic if The Cranberries singer died of a Urinary tract infection?

— Jiz (@Jizismyname) January 16, 2018

The cold, impassive stare of a man with scant regard for the discomfort of the urinary tract infection. pic.twitter.com/5u0qD9AxvP

— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) April 30, 2018

'Time after Time' is merely just a song about a urinary tract infection.

— ᗷᒪOᑎᗪIE (@paulablu22) May 20, 2016

Burning Man started as a gathering of urinary tract infection survivors.#FakeFestivalsFacts

— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) April 30, 2017

You can't tell me This Girl Is On Fire wasn't about a urinary tract infection.

— Diatonic Dissonance (@urbangaygriot) February 1, 2018

Let's Call These People The Pee Poets

my love for you burns like the sun,
like one thousand cigarettes,
like a really bad urinary tract infection.

— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) February 5, 2018

As an old man, I’m gonna start using analogies more. People expect old men to use analogies when they speak.

“Their love burned like the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection.”#oldmanproblems

— Public Figure Blue Check (@AbleblancDavid) May 30, 2018

I can be romantic:

Your lips
taste like
sulfamethoxazole,
and I have
a relentless
urinary tract infection

— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) September 26, 2017

Amy: "Whenever I am with Sheldon, I can feel my loins are like on fire... In a good way, not in a urinary tract infection kind of way."

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'll never get tired of this couple ❤

— regina 🐬 (@regietdc_exo) May 27, 2018

People Who Are Confused About UTIs

No, no, no! He told someone he had a USB in his bladder ... he had a Urinary Tract Infection (UTI) 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣

— Angie 🏝 (@InfinityTimesMe) May 23, 2018

omg congrats!!!! what’s a uti?

— blake found dead @ hooters (@ikusabatxt) April 24, 2018

Such things happen daily. Today's instance:

Patient's son: What's her problem, doctor?
Me: She has urinary tract infection
P son: She had buttermilk few days back. Must've been because of that
Me: What do you do, my bright boy?
P son: I'm an engineering student
Me: Figures

— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) March 6, 2018

idk y I got a UTI when vodka crans are my go to

— olivea (@olivearenzi) May 28, 2018

You might wanna get tested for a urinary tract infection lol

— Jake Hershey (@whosdadisthis) May 29, 2018

Even Celebrities Get UTIs

So Amy Schumer got a UTI. I'm sure a new Netflix special is already in the works.

— Jared Monroe (@NotGayJared) April 27, 2018

Actually, my favorite thing about Jared Kushner is that in most photos he appears to be braving through a painful urinary tract infection.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) May 27, 2017

The Perils Of Dating While Female

I know a girl who was so bad at dating she got a UTI swiping back to front on tinder

— James Fritz (@fritzisdead) May 28, 2018

Worst thing abt being a girl is that you can be sick, on your period, and have a uti all at the same time

— sydney huynh (@Sheepingsyd) May 31, 2018

if he wears ed hardy he'll give you a urinary tract infection

— austy (@slowking) February 26, 2018

my best friend got venmo requested by a girl he broke up with for uti meds (and i think it was a great power move on her part)

— messy magdalene (@messy_magdalene) May 29, 2018

pick-up line i'm considering debuting "why don't u come on over & give me a uti" what do u all think

— Devan Boyle (@devanboyle) May 28, 2018

When Excruciating Pain Is Actually Hilarious

cursed_urinary tract infection pic.twitter.com/uMBcJboPoq

— Cursed Images (@CursedImgs) February 27, 2018

Using the bathroom and receiving a UTI surprise pic.twitter.com/CQLkk85ltZ

— dmanna (@dmannaHQ) May 29, 2018

Purple Urine Bag Syndrome. Apparently a rare, benign condition when a patient has a catheter inserted and a urinary tract infection. Why is it... so pretty... i is confusion pic.twitter.com/M7kckKYqB6

— Arort (@bukhariawesome) March 7, 2018

ME: Is this burning an eternal flame?

DOCTOR: More likely a urinary tract infection. :))

— Pommie Tappet (@pommie_tappet) May 1, 2018

Soooo

I just got out of the hospital for a urinary tract infection (shits just as painful as kidney stones) and yeaaahh

I really need to NOT procrastinate when I have a full bladder huh? 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

— Kaja (@KaiWh0) May 28, 2018

What’s worse than having a UTI?? NOTHING. I WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF.

— Katarina (@KatMorrrison) May 23, 2018

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even the word “beautiful” has UTI in it, stay safe girls

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